You ever have one of those moments when you're trying to wirte/type/say something, and nothing intelligent comes to mind? Well, if you haven't already guessed it, this is one of those moments for me.Writer's block. Brain fart. Whatever you call it, it's essecntially the artists' demon.
But wait, how do you recover from this heinous condition? Honestly, I'm not one hundred percent sure of a guaranteed remedy.
But I do have one trick, one solitary weapon against my brain drain.
So without further ado, I present to you, for the first time on the Internet...
BRAIN SCRIBBLES!!!
(cue applause)
What is Brain Scribbles? A simple exercise I crafted to get me thinking creatively. All you do is right down WHATEVER comes to mind. No exceptions. No matter how stupid, perverse, or disgusting it is, wite it down.
So...
Here...
We...
GO!!!
Godsmack...not liking the direction they took with their more recent albums. Same with Disturbed. I love Skyrim. I could use an apple. Thank God for tea. And Samantha-no, just no. That is a crazy sticker on my hard drive! So many cables here, with no ports. Not enough violin players in th world. I have weapons maintenance today. Nope, I'll say right here in the safety of my castle. F*** the police, f*** f*** the police. Rage Against the Machine- just a bunch of whiney musicins. And Billie Joel Armstrong can suck a mean one. Hey there, Mr. Hot Dog Man! I still have paint on my flak. It was a gift Todd, I'm taking it with me. Wal-Mart bag?! You're crazy! Youtube is probably the easiest way to become famous these days. Daniel Tosh is one of my personal heroes. I wish I could be a raging a**hole some days. I'm tired of having glass shatter everywhere. So much dust here.Better get all of it!Why are YOUR shoes on MY side of the room?! Hmm, I should probably get my key fixed. Oh my, I just remembered Yakima. Not as bad as Hawaii. That place is worse than Vietnam. TWO bottles of Vaseline?! Whoa ho ho, that's legit! I need to fill up my power outlets. I wonder if she'll keep the rings or throw them away. Who's brain just started spinning? I need to find my other shoe, it's not safe to walk around half shoe-less. I have beer! Personal success! That waffle was not as sublime as I was hoping it would be this morning. But that's ok, I have raspberry tea now! Sha-bang!!! Concert, concert, concert, concert! Text message, who's it from? Alexis...hi Alexis, check it out! I'm double texting you! Pow pow! I wonder how Katie's doing...HA! Murray's Hair Cream. It's for black people but they have two crackers on the can!I wonder if I can get Kourtney to read this, she'd appreciate it. I got called Big Poppa last night. Life is good. Go Freck yourself!
Well, that's all I have to say about that. To my disciples out there, your homework is to fill up a page with brain scribbles. Have a wonderful day!
Song of the day:
"Flagpole Sitta"-by Harvey Danger
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