Sorry I've been away guys. Been busy doing nothing and cleaning out any semblance of motivation I have. But, today I'm back, and I now have another goal to throw on my long list of resolutions.
Become the best troll I can be.
This is going to be a labor of love. For anyone who follows my Facebook, you might recall me mentioning my winning on Terminal Lance. It was an amazing feeling. I got a complete stranger banned from that page. Now that is some subtle power right there. For some unknown reason, I love being a dick on the internet. Maybe it's the sense of security, or the fact that I can get away with pretty much anything I want.
Either way, it's an amazing feeling to be able to manipulate emotions. I recommend everyone to be a complete dick, if even for just one day. It'll make you feel better about your mediocre lives, believe me. How do I know your life isn't great? You have nothing better to do than read my blog.
Other than that, I'm working on new material to vomit up on here, hopefully the light bulb will turn on soon before everyone loses interest. In the meantime, you can catch me on Facebook, being a dick.
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